Archive for the ‘Pizza’ Category

Behold! The Saddest Example of Promotional Convergence Ever! [What]

We got this from a PR person in our emails today. The text read as follows:

To help the Windows team prepare for this legendary occasion, Domino’s delivers stacks of its American Legends pizzas to Microsoft’s headquarters in Redmond the day before the Windows 7 launch.

What?! Holy crap, who are these people who are paid to set stuff like this up? It makes me want to cry.

Also, I’m hungry. Maybe I’ll order a pizza.

High Tech Cake Plate Almost Makes Up for Not Loving Your Own Child [Kitchen]

Let’s not dwell on the past. Things happened as they happened, you have a kid and you don’t want to sing the damned Happy Birthday song yet another year. Boy oh boy do we have the cake plate for you.

With the push of a button, the Musical Cake (and pizza) Tray will play Happy Birthday (so you can sit in awkward silence while the plate does your job for you). But what’s just as handy is that a series of LEDs illuminate around the cake’s perimeter, signaling where the 12 slices should go.

Wait a second…there are supposed to be 12 slices in a cake? I thought you just cut the thing into 4 slices. You know, like pie. [Deni via GadgetGrid via OhGizmo!]

Pizza Factory Workers On Strike Over Internet Porn Sackings [Porn]

Pizza and porn. The two just plain belong together. So why has a pizza factory fired three employees over a little bit of on the job ooh-la-la-look-at-her? And why can’t they settle the resulting (so far) five week strike?

Word has it that the reason those three Green Isle Foods employees were terminated is “improper use of the company’s IT system, including the spreading of adult material.” I don’t know if that’s code for “They sent a few links and pics!” or “They set up a mini studio by the assembly line!” Either way, I’m kinda concerned about how this whole strike will affect my late night snacking. [Leinster Leader]

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